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Hey pal, c'mere. Aw c'mon, you don't have to be afraid just because the last person at my Corner ran away screaming! I can't help it if everyone on the planet besides myself has schizophrenia.
Ok, here's the deal. Your deck needs help, and I'm the one who can help it. I know all the ins and outs of this game. You can verify my skill from my performance in this game and in Susan's other trading card game, in which I was the highest ranked player. Allow me to offer you my services in giving your deck a Tune-up. When you leave my Corner, you'll be playing better than ever.
Look at the Tune-ups I offer and send some coins my way. I already know you want my help, so all you have to do is choose the service you want.
Tune-up A: I will evaluate your deck and give you my critique as to what it is weak to and what it is strong against, and I will give some advice as to how to improve it. You will need to submit to me a deck that you have created before I can evaluate it. This service costs 2 coins.
Tune-up B: This is for players who want a little more guidance. I will give you the full Tune-up A, and then I will also suggest what cards I think you should remove from and add to your deck. As in Tune-up A, you will need to submit to me a deck you have created. You should tell me how many Card Points you have. You may also want to bring my attention to any extra cards that you have, as I will try to use cards you already have if I can. Suggested cards could, however, include any cards that exist. This service costs 3 coins.
Tune-up C: Technically this one isn't really a Tune-up at all. Mostly meant for new players, I will actually construct a deck for you. You may give me a theme to work with, if you wish. You will need to tell me what cards you already have and how many Card Points you have. However, this Tune-up will probably be most useful to you if you are just starting and haven't taken your 70 free cards yet. That way I'll know exactly what you have and will be able to tailor your first purchase, a very important decision. This service costs 5 coins.
Coins are hard to come by in this game, so I will also accept cards or trades as well. Of course all trades will have to be negotiated, so if you are in a hurry for results than coins are the best way to go. All prices are subject to change, and there is no guarantee that your new deck will win for you. Even a great deck can lose if it is not used properly.
If you are ready to deal with me, Email me! Be sure to identify the Tune-up you want, and send any information that I will need, such as your cards, your Card Points, and most importantly, how you will be paying for my invaluable services.
Thank you, and have a great day. Yoink!
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